November 28, 2007

But God Told Me To!

Posted by: Dwight @ 3:04 pm · Filed under · God/No God ·

So, let me get this straight…

God told Richard Roberts to deny the allegations of misusing university funds.

Then, God told Richard Roberts not to countersue those making the charges.

Now, God tells Richard Roberts to resign.

Finally, God tells Richard Roberts that if he does resign, something supernatural will happen to the university.

Lame.

I’m still waiting for that supernatural occurrence to hit Oral Roberts University. Once it occurs, my faith in God will be restored (along with the reputation of the Roberts Family). I’m not holding my breath.

(from NewsOK)

4 Comments

  1. CGHill Said:

    November 28, 2007 @ 7:55 pm

    I think Roberts wasn’t paying full attention, and will discover too late that he was really taking orders from General Zod, who’s out of the Phantom Zone this month for some not-too-good reason.

  2. Sarah Said:

    November 28, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

    General Zod is doing Christmas in St. Bart’s. He told me so.

  3. davidbmc Said:

    November 28, 2007 @ 9:13 pm

    i’m not holding my breath either!

  4. Josh Said:

    November 29, 2007 @ 10:59 am

    A great number of Christians are probably secretly laughing along with you just for different reasons. The excesses of that bunch are well known–especially if you lived in Tulsa for any amount of time.

    Josh