I’m still waiting to find out that we’re all the victims of the largest prank in history, and that this whole Obama presidency thing is really a sham. The news this week has simply been too good to be true. My poor, confused brain can’t handle it. As Dwight so aptly put it, “this must all be some elaborate scheme by The Onion. My irony meter is failing to give an accurate reading. Help.”
My equally cynical friends and I have been exchanging e-mails all week about the latest executive order, or presidential statement – always careful to explain that “I’m not really shedding tears of joy, I must just have something in my eye.” Still, my little group seems to become less and less hard-boiled, as Obama steadily picks away at what the Bush administration left behind.
Each new headline seems jarring and surreal – like artifacts from that alternate reality I’ve been dreaming of for the last eight years. My Happy Place is becoming less a figment of my imagination, and more of a reality.
I’m having trouble adjusting.
First, there were the shout-outs to science and non-believers in Obama’s inaugural address.
Then, the news that Obama is closing down Guantanamo Bay and formally banning torture.
Yesterday, on the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, came this statement from Obama:
On the 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we are reminded that this decision not only protects women’s health and reproductive freedom, but stands for a broader principle: that government should not intrude on our most private family matters. I remain committed to protecting a woman’s right to choose.
While this is a sensitive and often divisive issue, no matter what our views, we are united in our determination to prevent unintended pregnancies, reduce the need for abortion, and support women and families in the choices they make. To accomplish these goals, we must work to find common ground to expand access to affordable contraception, accurate health information, and preventative services.
On this anniversary, we must also recommit ourselves more broadly to ensuring that our daughters have the same rights and opportunities as our sons: the chance to attain a world-class education; to have fulfilling careers in any industry; to be treated fairly and paid equally for their work; and to have no limits on their dreams. That is what I want for women everywhere.
We also found out that he plans to sign an executive order lifting the ban on federal funding to international groups that promote or perform abortions.
Then, we hear that the Senate passed the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, making it just a little bit easier to sue for pay discrimination. Because, lest we forget:
On average, women in the United States are paid about 23 percent less than men, while minorities receive even less — despite laws that mandate equal pay for equal work.
And finally, this headline from today:
Green light for US stem cell work
US regulators have cleared the way for the world’s first study on human embryonic stem cell therapy.
Where is Howie Mandel? Where is Ashton Kutcher? We’re being Punk’d – I just know it.
You know, I empathize with what the conservatives are probably going through right about now – I really do. I imagine y’all are feeling exactly how I’ve felt ever since 2000. You’re probably hoping this is all an elaborate hoax. The optimistic among you may be hoping that things won’t turn out as badly as you fear. The pessimistic may be stockpiling guns, ammo and bars of gold.
It sucks. I know. I’ve been there.
But, wow – does it ever feel nice to be on the other side. I can actually read the news again without fearing I might stroke out. It feels like everything makes sense again. Of course, being the glass-half-empty kind of girl that I am, I fully realize that sooner or later, there will be disappointment. But for now, I’m going to ride this calm, peaceful feeling just awhile longer.